"We're stars!"

"Come see us talk about the stuff oxen talk about."

"Like what?"

"Like going to the mall, nightmares, tourists, car washes.  Stuff like that."

"Where are they again?"

"We're on YouTube, click here and we'll appear: YouTube.com."

"I never saw your lips move just then."

"I'm not just another pretty face."

"Maybe we'll win an Oscar!"

"Can we eat it?"

"Hey!  We have a new, new DVD! New Adventures of Buck and Ike: The Complete Second Season!"

"I really like the new episodes on YouTube.com."

"And al twenty four are here on the new DVD."

"Any bonus features?

"Yeah, a really nice segment where Mr. Johnson talks about our earlt years."

"How can folks get it?"

"Copies will be at Swanzey Town Hall, or you can click the button, and buy it with PayPal."

 

 

"Is it edible?"

"No, but it's tasty.  And all the money goes to feed us! "

"Folks can also get The Adventures of Buck and Ike: The Complete First Season."

"It has all the YouTube episodes, and Bonus Features!"

"And the money goes to feed us!"

"You can get it by clicking the PayPal button, or copies are available at Swanzey Town Hall."

 

 

"We hope you like it, and thanks for baling us out by buying it."

"And wow!  Another new video.  Buck and Ike's Extensive Adventures where we don't talk, but you get to see us doing a lot of trudging with our friends."

"Friends like Cowgirl, Tinkerbell, Hoof Candy, and the Leprechauns."

"It documents our busy summer, with scenes from The Old Homestead, Monadnock Humane Society's Walk for Animals, Monadnock High School's Homecoming Parade, and more!"

"It's cool, if you like to see big guys trudge.  All money goes to feed us, thanks to the donation of all production and distribution costs. Get it by hitting this PayPal button, or picking up a copy at Swanzey Town Hall."

 

"Hey!  We hear season three is already under consideration."

"How can we?  We don't have cable."

"We don't even have a TV."

 

- Buck and Ike